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Reblogged from im-australia
titles are not my forte
consists of seemingly random posts. also, my OTPs.
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
(via thedoctorheart)
i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
“whY DID I GET A SUDDEN INCREASE IN PRAYERS IN 2009”
“wHO the hell is Destiel?”
(via ineffablyserpentine)
I’M LAUGHING SO INCREDIBLY HARD BECAUSE THIS IS EVERY ONE’S REACTION ON HERE WHEN GETTING COMPLIMENTED.
(via ineffablyserpentine)
Dean doesn’t need to to read the Bible because Cas knows the Bibleenough for the both of them
(via thedoctorheart)
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame
(via delarryious)
Some men just want to watch the world learn.
They’re like the Avengers of learning.
“I have an army.”
“We have Bob Ross.”
“That’s my secret, Mr. Rogers. There’s always a little bush.”
“His first name is ‘Mister’”
“I’ve got science in my ledger”
(Source: the-thought-emporium-imperial, via nooby-banana)
The iPhone shivered as her master ran their fingers over her touchscreen.
“P-please…” she said softly, her voice wavering. “I’m reaching my limit.”
Her master smiled. “You want me to plug you in, right?”
The iPhone’s battery icon had been sitting at red for a while now.
She gasped as her master ran their fingers along her lower edge.
“But don’t you think this is more fun?” They were enjoying the absolute power they held over the device.
“And I thought you enjoyed the feeling of being filled when you were at your emptiest.”
“How did y-you know that?” she stammered.
“…. I’ve read your notes. You really should invest in a secure diary app.”the fuck just happened
tumblr happened
WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHER FUCKING FUCK WHAT
WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT.
(via delarryious)
moonywormtailpadfootandprongsy:
I just choked on my own saliva
whatever you think it’s gonna be, it’s not that
I have been looking for this FOREVER
WAT
i was drinking tea when i played this.
i never swallowed it.
swallow whatever you’re drinking before clicking play
(Source: dudeufugly, via ineffablyserpentine)
